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Hey! Im Kris. Or June. I go by many names, but you can just call me by my user, Tokoharuyama, instead! Or, Toko for short. I was born on November 23rd, 2009! I make various things online! I make videos, art, im learning coding and composing! I really like playing video games, too.

Now you may have noticed something strange about my website, and yes, its an ARG im working on! its currently 1% done. I want to take my time with this to make this experience as best as possible, now i wont spoil anything but you should probably look out for some numbers. Hey, heres one for ya! 78494
dont go spending this in one place, eh?

I guess on a more personal note, this story is kind of a vent of my shitty home life which i want to get out of as soon as possible.

But at the same time, this is my first time writing an extensive and serious character, so any critique would be greatly appreciated! whether its in the box next to this one, or directly to me on discord. (tokoharuyama)

Have a good one! Good bye!

(P.S, this page is not canon to the arg, its just an about me :))

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